these chicken nuggets are changing my life yo
bitches dont even know how good this toast is.
I want to cover something with cheese (cheese makes everything better).
Have you noticed in microwavable food ads they never say “ready in 3 minutes” ? its always “ready in 3 microwave minutes.” it sounds like their saying microwave minutes are different from normal minutes. like a microwave is some type of strange time machine that magically speeds up the cooking process and works on a completely different time thing.
I don’t know just thought about that.
Nacho Cheese Doritos taste nothing like nachos.
How the fuck is this
supposed to be somewhat relatable taste wise to this?
but nachos aren’t even Mexican
they’re like Tex-Mexican.
Whatever. Gonna go make me some soup now.
Going to my dad’s house this weekend and I guess he wants to take me to the gym. He knows I don’t like gyms or exercising in general. It’s not my thing. Gonna go take a shower and go to In N Out. lol.
I want to go get something to eat but I dont want to wash my mouth out again. Also when I went to go have some dinner with my parents some fat kid two tables away from me at kept staring at me while I ate my gourmet grilled cheese sandwich. It was creepy.
fuck it, I’m makin’ pancakes.
There should be a title here of something
Eating mashed potatoes and green beans with nothing else, just a bowl of green beans and mashed potatoes. I haven’t accomplished anything today except for getting my bottom teeth the slightest bit straighter.