my mom always asks me why I’m so secretive
then when i try to explain to her my reasons she doesn’t listen
that’s why i dont talk to you about anything, mom
because you wont take the fucking time to hear what I’m saying.
puking on Christmas Eve
i think it’s super cool how my mom won’t answer her phone or the house phone. i wanna go home god dammit.
my remote came in the mail today
so get ready for selfies mofos
if i start randomly mumblin about shit and someone asks me to repeat myself i’m just gonna say I’m drunk.
so i’ve decided to go vegetarian
let’s see how this goes…..
i need to find myself a dude