my mom always asks me why I’m so secretive
then when i try to explain to her my reasons she doesn’t listen
that’s why i dont talk to you about anything, mom
because you wont take the fucking time to hear what I’m saying.
puking on Christmas Eve
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckinngggggggg grrrrrreeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttt
i think it’s super cool how my mom won’t answer her phone or the house phone. i wanna go home god dammit.
my remote came in the mail today
so get ready for selfies mofos
if i start randomly mumblin about shit and someone asks me to repeat myself i’m just gonna say I’m drunk.
Recently rediscovered this song. I’ve been listening to it on repeat for the past couple of hours now…..
(9 plays)so i’ve decided to go vegetarian
let’s see how this goes…..
i need to find myself a dude






